Kirk would be a fantastic date! I’d get to learn so much about his mom, and find out what happened to cat Kirk. He’d have so many interesting facts and life experiences to talk about. The man has worked at every business in Stars Hollow. He knows all the inner workings of every top dog in the Hollow.

Not to mention, if the night went well and I ended up sleeping beside him, he has night terrors that can only lead to a night to remember. They always end with him naked somewhere too. Hunting him down in the middle of the night to find him naked on someone’s roof throwing pillows he thinks are bombs at lamp post he thinks are Russian spies would only be the cherry on top of the best and most interesting date I could ever go on.

I would absolutely go on a date with Kirk, and if you are boring enough to say no, you need a Kirk date in your life to liven up that dull life you chose to live.