The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
foulmouthedliberty: I suddenly feel a tiny bit better. I would too haha, but pandas need to eat like a fourth of their weight in bamboo everyday to survive, which is no easy task. So eating has got to seem more important than sex. I’m just a glutton and want to eat 1/4th of my weight every day. Also the females are only in heat like one week out of the year. Do not actually quote me, but I read up on pandas recently, and I know I’m near the mark with these statements.

foulmouthedliberty:

I suddenly feel a tiny bit better.

I would too haha, but pandas need to eat like a fourth of their weight in bamboo everyday to survive, which is no easy task. So eating has got to seem more important than sex. I’m just a glutton and want to eat 1/4th of my weight every day. Also the females are only in heat like one week out of the year. Do not actually quote me, but I read up on pandas recently, and I know I’m near the mark with these statements.

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